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The Birther major who baaaaawed his way out of Afghanistan:


Real nice, MAJ Cook. If I see you here, I won't salute you because you aren't a real U.S. Army officer.

By this logic I don't have to be here in Kuwait, because there are doubts that George W. Bush really won his first election and the Iraq war began in his first administration.

I recognize cowardice and a lack of loyalty when I see it.


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Jul. 31st, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
That's shameful. Disgusting and ludicrous.

I say you go home based on the fact that George Bush wasn't rightfully elected. I don't think that would go over so well.
Jul. 31st, 2009 04:25 am (UTC)
What a nutcase.
And his online-ratified lawyer, too.
I'm sorry to say but I actually worry (more than normal) when I hear about these Birther idiots.
Jul. 31st, 2009 04:27 am (UTC)
They're a fringe, but they're an annoying one. Even Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter (tell me if you don't know who they are) think they are nuts.

The really bad part is that the soldier Cook ought to be replacing will now have to stay in Afghanistan until a new replacement can be found. Army deployments to Afghanistan are a minimum of 7 months so Cook is a major-league buddy-fucker on top of being a coward.

Edited at 2009-07-31 04:30 am (UTC)
Jul. 31st, 2009 05:14 am (UTC)
You know you suck when Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly think you're a whackado. ("You" being general here, of course - not actually you.)

I think it's safe to say that he killed his own career. And if I were his commanding officer, I would wait to catch him slippin' and then bust his ass as much as I possibly could.

Would I be a bad person if I threw an egg at him? I think I would be, but I don't think I care...
Jul. 31st, 2009 11:13 am (UTC)
A white feather used to be a symbol of cowardice in England before WW1. I think he needs to be handed whole feather dusters.

And yes, his career is dead as mutton. I wonder if he is smart enough to know that.
Aug. 1st, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
Oo, I like that idea. A bouquet of white feather dusters specially for his cowardly ass.

I would find it most hilarious if he thought he still had a chance at being promoted. I would laugh hard, very hard. I almost think there should be a formation of service members put together just so he can stand in front and be laughed at. While pointing.
Aug. 1st, 2009 06:00 am (UTC)
I volunteer for this tasking!

Edited at 2009-08-01 06:00 am (UTC)
Aug. 1st, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)
I think you could make it bigger than the largest re-enlistment ceremony. Perhaps we could hold it at the Staples Center?
Jul. 31st, 2009 03:35 pm (UTC)
Yeah, bad enough that he's such turd with his legal nonsense, but fucking up that other engineer's return date... I wouldn't want to have his karma. I suspect we will see some of it catching up with him soon.
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Jul. 31st, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
So taxlady was correct. Karma IS already biting him on the ass! Good! Now, what shall befall his idiot lawyer?
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Aug. 1st, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)
Due to the lawsuit, his security clearances were revoked, causing his civilian employers to let him go as well.

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Aug. 1st, 2009 08:12 am (UTC)
OMG This is claaaaaaaasic. And I hope his malpractice suit is dropped against her, too, because those two dumbfucks deserve each other.

*laughs uncontrollably*
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