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I've written briefly here before about the former consort of mine less-than-lovingly referred to as Asshole Ex-Boyfriend.

I was looking up a bunch of people from my distant past (not stalking, just nosey) and found that his Facebook is all sappy Bible-based Christianity. He was Methodist, insisted on converting to Catholicism because he thought that would make me want to marry him (!!!???WTF?) and has now apostacized (sp?) and is attending a Bible church.

The bullet missed me by a mile, but I am so glad I missed it.

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garpu
Oct. 18th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
I bookmark those for my nieces. When they lament that some guy isn't noticing them, I whip them out and say, "See? This is what's going to happen to those guys 10-15 years down the road. You'll look back and realize the huge bullet you dodged."
kishiriadgr
Oct. 19th, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)
See my comment to Allison, below:
caprine
Oct. 18th, 2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
Indeed it did. Wow.
kishiriadgr
Oct. 19th, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!!
He likes this poem:
America the beautiful,
or so you used to be.
Land of the Pilgrims' pride;
I'm glad they'll never see.

Babies piled in dumpsters,
Abortion on demand,
Oh, sweet land of liberty;
your house is on the sand.

Our children wander aimlessly
poisoned by cocaine
choosing to indulge their lusts,
when God has said abstain

From sea to shining sea,
our Nation turns away
From the teaching of God's love
and a need to always pray

We've kept God in our temples,
how callous we have grown.
When earth is but His footstool,
and Heaven is His throne.

We've voted in a government
that's rotting at the core,
Appointing Godless Judges
who throw reason out the door,

Too soft to place a killer
in a well deserved tomb,
But brave enough to kill a baby
before he leaves the womb.

You think that God's not angry,
that our land's a moral slum ?
How much longer will He wait
before His judgment comes ?

How are we to face our God,
from Whom we cannot hide ?
What then is left for us to do,
but stem this evil tide ?

If we who are His children,
will humbly turn and pray;
Seek His holy face
and mend our evil way:

Then God will hear from Heaven;
and forgive us of our sins,
He'll heal our sickly land
and those who live within....

But, America the Beautiful,
If you don't - then you will see,
A sad but Holy God
withdraw His hand from Thee.
~~Judge Roy Moore~~
garpu
Oct. 19th, 2011 12:23 am (UTC)
Re: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!!
Um, wow.
kittikattie
Oct. 19th, 2011 08:44 am (UTC)
Re: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!!
wtf
kitten_goddess
Oct. 22nd, 2011 04:23 am (UTC)
Re: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!!
Oh dear gods! Even the meter on that poem is nauseating! Ever notice how all moralistic poems have that same craptastic meter?
prushrush
Oct. 19th, 2011 12:09 am (UTC)
Consider this Flawless Victory.
reginaterrae
Oct. 19th, 2011 01:47 am (UTC)
Girlfriend, you are so lucky to have only ONE incredibly bad ex-boyfriend. Oh oh oh, don't get me started!! The men I have dated, good Lord.
kishiriadgr
Oct. 19th, 2011 01:48 am (UTC)
I don't have very many, and my last ex-boyfriend and I are still very good friends.
reginaterrae
Oct. 19th, 2011 02:45 am (UTC)
Count your blessings.... Just one example, the one I actually (briefly) married -- psychotic. Either psychotic or a mystic, or just had epilectic visions (he did have epilepsy, I can attest to that). But that's a shallow portrait ... he was deeply disturbed.
reginaterrae
Oct. 19th, 2011 02:56 am (UTC)
oh, and I'm not sure, but he might possibly have been an assassin.

I'm not making this up.
helenkacan
Oct. 19th, 2011 04:34 am (UTC)
OMG
JUST OMG.

::breathes a huge sigh of relief on your behalf::
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