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So...

I have a class I'm teaching up in Los Al tomorrow. I'll be gone for the day. Ma'am and I are teaching UAs how to properly do discharge packets.

Three weeks ago, Ma'am was participating in a Girl Scout adventure course that involved obstacle courses and archery. She dislocated her shoulder, but nonetheless did her PT test because fuck you, as Steve put it.

Now she's had to go to the hospital, get a sling and Vicodin. So she called me today to ask, "Can you drive? I'm on Vicodin."

"Yes, Ma'am, I can drive."

"Can you pick me up at my house?"

"Yes, Ma'am, I can pick you up at your house."

"Can you do my hair for me because I can't lift my right arm?"

What else could I say? "Yes, Ma'am, I can..."

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kwokj
Jun. 1st, 2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
Heehee!
"can you put in my contact lenses for me for the same reason?"
lucy_indisguise
Jun. 2nd, 2012 03:46 am (UTC)
I think you're a very nice person and that you could have thought of something else to say
helenkacan
Jun. 5th, 2012 03:10 am (UTC)
Hey, I'm sure you'd rather hang out with and help Ma'am than the chickies you were saddled with in Basic, right?

And ... awww.
::runs out of range, just in case::
kishiriadgr
Jun. 5th, 2012 03:31 am (UTC)
Poor Ma'am has calcium crystals forming in her shoulder bursa, which feels like, as she puts it, shards of glass floating around in there. I'm sure you can sympathize.
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